The ETERNAL Search for the Perfect Man
This year's breeding season just ended on Friday and already we are dreaming of the perfect guy for next year. So just for fun I thought I'd share something I wrote a few years ago in my quest for the perfect buck. (I might have had a glass of wine first, it is a little naughty.) Happy Valentine's Day and cheers to all kinds of love!
Personal Ad (PG13): OK, we know this in a long shot, but believe in crazy magic when it comes to connections which count! Looking for a very special guy. Someone man enough to make a whole herd of ladies better just looking at him. Wouldn't mind some exotic lines (a man "from away" as we say in Maine) to bring some fresh material to the state. Must produce papers proving he has been tested for all those scary diseases and can't have slept around after testing. We like lots of color in a guy. (Can't be polled). Needs stamina, we have 19 lovely does awaiting his arrival. (He will be their Christmas present so we are looking for a real winner.) This gentleman should have good genes, good personality and charm. A quiet and sultry voice would be a plus. (We have one screamer too many at the farm). Maybe he has served your herd well as the top guy and is looking to play the field now. We are the place for him (we have a nice field). We treat our men well. He will be spoiled, sweet talked and loved...Even in all his smelly buck glory. If you have the man for the job, feel free to message us. We are hoping to have him in residence by the end of October, early November. All 'kidding" aside, we take our farm and animals very seriously and are looking to buy a top notch buck. Have been looking online, but nothing has clicked. Looking for a serious star and am hoping one is looking to come to Sunflower Farm.